Arrested
Hello,
It wasnt me.
No, it was my dear friend and companion, Mr Turner.
Ted and I went for lunch at a nearby restaurant operated by two oh-too-sexy twin doods. And for reasons I shall not disclose to protect Ted, within the hour, Mr Turner was arrested and literally dragged to a nearby State compound.
Bah.
Alas, I was heartbroken and could not Move. My steps became as heavy as my heart. Oh woe is me.
After contacting the "authorities that be", I managed to strike a deal. A deal in which I had no say, but a deal nonetheless. For a paltry sum of USD224, they will release Ted on bail on the condition that he never misbehaves again. I assured "them" that it wont happen, but truth is I hope those bastards get cancer. Testicular cancer.
My lambo fund has taken a serious beating. Donations are very much appreciated.
JS
It wasnt me.
No, it was my dear friend and companion, Mr Turner.
Ted and I went for lunch at a nearby restaurant operated by two oh-too-sexy twin doods. And for reasons I shall not disclose to protect Ted, within the hour, Mr Turner was arrested and literally dragged to a nearby State compound.
Bah.
Alas, I was heartbroken and could not Move. My steps became as heavy as my heart. Oh woe is me.
After contacting the "authorities that be", I managed to strike a deal. A deal in which I had no say, but a deal nonetheless. For a paltry sum of USD224, they will release Ted on bail on the condition that he never misbehaves again. I assured "them" that it wont happen, but truth is I hope those bastards get cancer. Testicular cancer.
My lambo fund has taken a serious beating. Donations are very much appreciated.
JS
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